"Venus Beams Out of Gemini and Into Cancer Faster Than Alien Facehuggers on a Spaceship Party!"

"Cancer Crustaceans, Brace Yourselves: Klaatu's Galactic Guidance Promises a Claw-some Cosmic Concoction of Intergalactic Good Vibes and Stellar Science Shenanigans!"

"Shiny Stars Align, Cancer Crabs! Time to Get Your Cosmic Hugs On and Serenade the Moon with a Banjo!"

"Build that Shell, Cancer! A Stellar Wall of Planets Promises HUUUGE Emotional Security this Month – Believe Me, It's Gonna Be Tremendous!"

"Whoa! Cancer, you're the Chosen Crab: Unplug from the Matrix and Ride the Galactic Waves of Cosmic Bliss!"