"Crabby Cancer Crew, Cosmic Craziness Ahead! Tetsuo Shima Predicts a Rollercoaster of Retrograde Ridonkulousness!"
Cancer is the fourth astrological sign in the Zodiac, originating from the constellation of Cancer. It spans 90° and 120° celestial longitude.
"Crabby Cancerians Cruise Cosmic Chaos: Catch Clouds of Cuddles, Cook Up Kooky Concoctions, and Conquer Constellation Confusion!"
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