"Cancer, Brace Yourself! The Universe is Planning a Cosmic Crab Boil and You're the Guest of Honor!"
Cancer is the fourth astrological sign in the Zodiac, originating from the constellation of Cancer. It spans 90° and 120° celestial longitude.
"Crabby Cancerians, Brace for a Stellar Roll: The Universe Declares It's Your Turn in the Cosmic Sushi Conveyor!"
"Hey Cancer, Buckle Up Kid - Your Stars are About to Do the Kessel Run in Less Than Twelve Parsecs!"
"Crabby Cancers, Brace for Cosmic Comedy! The Universe is Tossing Planetary Pies, And You're in the Splash Zone!"
