"Cancerians, Grab Your Moon Boots! A Galactic Hoedown is Due This Week: Crabs Meet Stars in a Cosmic Square Dance!"
Cancer is the fourth astrological sign in the Zodiac, originating from the constellation of Cancer. It spans 90° and 120° celestial longitude.
"Cancer, This Week Your Stars Are More Misaligned Than Boba Fett's Jetpack! Just Remember, No Sarlacc Pits Allowed!"
"Cancerians, Steer Clear of Crustaceans: The Universe Seems to be Confusing Your Zodiac Sign with Actual Crabby Behavior this Week!"
"Cancerians, Brace for Interstellar Mood Swings: E.T. Phoned Home and He Says It's Going to Be a Rocky Ride!"
"Cancer Crustaceans, Grab Your Telescopes! Your Planetary Alignment is More Unpredictable than the WiFi on the Starship Enterprise!"
