"Sir, the odds of Aries conquering the galaxy this month are approximately 3,720 to 1 – but never tell them the odds!"
Aries is the first astrological sign in the zodiac, spanning the first 30 degrees of celestial longitude. Under the tropical zodiac, the Sun transits this sign from approximately March 20 to April 21 each year.
"Galactic Goats Unite! Aries Forecast: Mars Meets Marvin the Martian for an Interstellar Hoedown of Cosmic Proportions!"
"Aries, prepare for intergalactic shenanigans as Mars pulls a cosmic prank on you this week - embrace the chaos, channel your inner Wraith, and boldly go where no ram has gone before!"
