"Brace Yourselves, Aries: Mars Has Gone Retrograde and It's Throwing a Galactic Tantrum Bigger Than Rimmer's Ego!"
Aries is the first astrological sign in the zodiac, spanning the first 30 degrees of celestial longitude. Under the tropical zodiac, the Sun transits this sign from approximately March 20 to April 21 each year.
"Out of the Jungle and Into the Stars: Aries, You're About to Have a Schwarzenegger-Level Face-Off with Mercury Retrograde!"
"Breaking News: Aries, you're about to have more energy than the hyperdrive on the Millennium Falcon. Use the Force, don't become a Sith!"
