"Aries, Prepare to Experience Timey-Wimey Cosmic Shenanigans: It's Not a Dalek Invasion, Just Mars in Retrograde!"
Aries is the first astrological sign in the zodiac, spanning the first 30 degrees of celestial longitude. Under the tropical zodiac, the Sun transits this sign from approximately March 20 to April 21 each year.
"Quantum Quirks and Stellar Shenanigans: Aries, Get Ready for a Cosmic Roller Coaster Ride with Extra Sprinkles of Chaos!"
"Brace Yourselves, Aries: Your Mars-Led Temper Might Just Ignite a Supernova This Week... And No, I'm Not Kidding!"
"Aries Forecast: Expect a Black Hole of Productivity as Mars Goes Retrograde, not unlike a Wormhole Malfunction in the Stargate!"
"Aries, Prepare to Ram into a Week of Cosmic Chaos: Chance of Alien Invasion, Minor! Probability of Misplacing Socks, Astronomically High!"
