"Aries, Prepare for a Timey-Wimey Tango with the Universe: It's Not Always About You, But This Week It Kinda Is!"
Aries is the first astrological sign in the zodiac, spanning the first 30 degrees of celestial longitude. Under the tropical zodiac, the Sun transits this sign from approximately March 20 to April 21 each year.
"Bleep Bloop Blip! Aries, Brace for a Galactic Love Invasion Faster Than the Millennium Falcon on Hyperdrive!"
"Battle Stations, Aries! Mars is in Retrograde, or as we say in Astrology: Your Fiery Planet Took a Nap!"
