"Brace Yourself Taurus, Venus is Pulling a Timey-Wimey Trick: Expect Unexpected Love in the Most Unlikely of TARDISes!"
Taurus is the second astrological sign in the present zodiac. It spans the 30–60th degree of the zodiac. It is an earth sign like Virgo and Capricorn. It is a sign with a Fixed modality like Leo, Scorpio, and Aquarius.
"Brace Yourselves, Taurus! The Stars Predict a Bull Market in Your Love Life, but a Bear Attack in Your Laundry Habits!"
"TAURUS, PREPARE FOR EXTERMIN...ATION OF NEGATIVITY! STEADY BULL CHARGES INTO A UNIVERSE OF POSITIVE VIBRATIONS!"
"Brace Yourself, Taurus! You're About to Become the Galaxy's Most Delightful Couch Potato...And That's Not Bull!"
"Stubborn Taurus, prepare for a cosmic conundrum: Will the Bull charge through the space-time continuum or just chew on some interstellar cud?"
