"Aries, Get Ready to Ram-ble! Your Mars Energy is About to Make a Cosmic U-Turn from Chillville to Party Planet!"
Aries is the first astrological sign in the zodiac, spanning the first 30 degrees of celestial longitude. Under the tropical zodiac, the Sun transits this sign from approximately March 20 to April 21 each year.
"Prepare for Cosmic Whiplash, Aries: Mars is in Retrograde and it's more Confused than a Tribble at a Star Trek Convention!"
"Aries: Mars is in Retrograde; Time to Charge Ahead or Hide Under Your Bed? Either Way, Don't Forget Your Tin Foil Hat!"
