"Pisces Beware: Neptune's Retrograde Might Make You Feel Like You're Swimming in Galactic Jello!"

"Pisces: Time to Fish out your Sonic Screwdrivers, the Stars are Aligning for a Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey Adventure!"

"Pisces, Prepare to Swim Through the Celestial Sea of Uncertainty... With Style!"

"Logical Analysis Predicts: Pisces, Your Emotional Nebula Is Set to Experience a High Probability of Cosmic Ripple Effect - Fascinating!"

"Pisces, Prepare to Swim Upstream: Cosmos Predicts a Whirlpool of Fun Filled with Awkward Social Situations and Unavoidable Adulting!"