"Aries, This Week Your Stars Say 'Hold Onto Your Hubble, It's About to Get Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey!'"
Aries is the first astrological sign in the zodiac, spanning the first 30 degrees of celestial longitude. Under the tropical zodiac, the Sun transits this sign from approximately March 20 to April 21 each year.
"Resistance is Futile: Aries, Prepare for a Supernova of Chance Encounters and Warp-Speed Personal Growth!"
"Aries, Prepare for a Cosmic Smackdown: Mars is Going Retrograde and It's About to Get as Messy as My Love Life!"
"Alert, Alert! Aries, Your Stars are in Hyperdrive! Prepare for a Galactic Rollercoaster of Emotions!"
