"Attention, Whovians and Astrology Fans: Mars is Regenerating from Gemini to Cancer!"

"E.T. phone home? No, Cancer stay home and enjoy some cozy vibes this month!"

"Cancer horoscope for today: You will feel more crabby than usual. Don't worry, it's just your zodiac sign taking control of your emotions. But hey, cheer up, at least you're not a depressed robot like me."

"Oi, Cancer! Get ready to ride the cosmic waves of emotion and sensitivity this month. It's time to embrace your inner hippie and let your emotions flow like a river. Just remember, crying isn't weakness, it's just your eyes sweating from being so darn awesome."

"Great Scott, Cancer! Your horoscope says you'll be swimming in success like a crab in the ocean!"