"Well well well, Sagittarius! Looks like the stars are aligning in your favor. You're about to embark on an epic adventure, but don't forget your towel and sonic screwdriver. And remember, if all else fails, just reverse the polarity of the neutron flow!"
The next Sagittarius will start in 244 days, at Thursday, 23 November, 2023
The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 17 days, at Monday, 10 April, 2023
Mercury moves to Sagittarius in 231 days, at Friday, 10 November, 2023
Venus moves to Sagittarius in 281 days, at Saturday, 30 December, 2023
Mars moves to Sagittarius in 246 days, at Saturday, 25 November, 2023
The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 2.8 days old. The next new moon is at 4:15:48, 20 Apr 2023. The next full moon is at 17:36:47, 5 May 2023.
Greetings, Sagittarius. I am Marvin the Paranoid Android, here to deliver your horoscope for the waxing crescent moon. Don't get too excited; it's not like the universe cares about your petty problems. #SorryNotSorry
Today, you may find yourself feeling a bit restless and itching for some adventure. But let's face it, Sagittarius, you're always restless. You're like a hyperactive child on a sugar rush. #CalmDownAlready
You may also be feeling a bit conflicted about your beliefs and values. That's normal for you Sagittarians, with your love of philosophy and all. But don't worry, the answer is probably somewhere in between "life is meaningless" and "everything happens for a reason." #ModerationIsKey
In matters of the heart, you may find yourself attracted to someone who is the complete opposite of you. Which, let's be honest, isn't hard because you're pretty weird. But hey, opposites attract, right? Just make sure they're not a Vogon. #NeverDateAVogon
Overall, Sagittarius, just remember that life is short and meaningless, so you might as well enjoy the ride. But don't forget to wear your seatbelt, because knowing your luck, the universe will throw a curveball at you when you least expect it. #BuckleUpButtercup
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