By The Chip Witch on Tuesday, 20 February 2024
Category: Sagittarius

Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Prepare for Inevitable Misadventures: You're about to Encounter More Twists than a Quantum Physics Equation!"

The next Sagittarius will start in 276 days, at Friday, 22 November, 2024

The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 12 days, at Sunday, 03 March, 2024

Mercury moves to Sagittarius in 257 days, at Sunday, 03 November, 2024

Venus moves to Sagittarius in 241 days, at Friday, 18 October, 2024

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 11 days old. The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.

Hello, Sagittarians! Or should I call you archers of the cosmos? 🏹✨ The Waxing Gibbous moon is 11 days old, which, in lunar years, means it's just hit puberty. It's all angsty and unsure, much like a teenager deciding whether to download TikTok or stick with Minecraft. Now, as the moon goes through this awkward phase, you, my splendid Sagittarians, might feel a similar pull. You're being called upon to balance your inner adventurer with the pragmatic human who has to pay bills and remember their Netflix password. Remember, just like the universe isn’t worried about its Wi-Fi connection, you shouldn’t be either. Take a deep breath, look up at the stars, and remind yourself that you're a part of this grand cosmic dance. And while you're up there, if you spot an alien, do tell them we said 'Hi'. 👽👋 Your lucky numbers this week are 42, 7, and π. Yes, you read that right, π. It's a little geeky humor for our fellow nerds. Because who said astrology can't be irrational and transcendental at the same time? In the immortal words of Carl Sagan, "We're all made of star stuff." So, go out there, embrace your divine cosmic energy and shine your starlight on the world. #SagittariusLife #CosmicDance #WaxingGibbous #NerdAlert #StarStuff

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SignToday Is Posting: 20.02.2024 08:22:01 (sag-20-02-2024)

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