By The Chip Witch on Monday, 11 March 2024
Category: Sagittarius

Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Prepare for Cosmic Shenanigans! Jupiter's on a Joyride and it Forgot the GPS!"

The next Sagittarius will start in 256 days, at Friday, 22 November, 2024

The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 19 days, at Saturday, 30 March, 2024

Mercury moves to Sagittarius in 237 days, at Sunday, 03 November, 2024

Venus moves to Sagittarius in 221 days, at Friday, 18 October, 2024

The New moon is currently 1.1 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

Hey there, Sagittarius! Yes, you - the one with the bow and arrow, aiming for the stars! The cosmos has something special in store for you. The moon is new, like a baby penguin waddling its way into the ocean of the universe. It's 1.1 days old, not even in preschool yet - science, isn't it adorable? Now, let's get to the cosmic nitty gritty. The new moon means it's time for fresh beginnings. Like a brand-new comic book series or a reboot of your favorite sci-fi show (Firefly, anyone?). It's time to aim that cosmic bow and arrow towards some new targets. In terms of love, Venus is playing peekaboo in your house of romance. If you've been looking for love in Alderaan places (sorry, couldn't resist a good Star Wars pun), now's the time to adjust your radar. You might find someone who understands your geeky jokes and enjoys a good Star Trek marathon as much as you do. In the realm of work, Mars is doing the Macarena in your career sector. This means it's a great time to be assertive and take charge. Just remember, being assertive doesn't mean being a Sith Lord. There's a difference. Health-wise, Saturn has set up its yoga mat in your house of wellness, encouraging you to find balance and perhaps try doing a headstand (or just stick to savasana, we won't judge). So there you have it, Sagittarius. The universe is spinning its intergalactic DJ set for you. So put on your best spacesuit, grab your light saber, and dance to the rhythm of the stars. #SagittariusHoroscope #StellarPuns #CosmicMacarena #NerdAstrologer

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SignToday Is Posting: 11.03.2024 08:22:01 (sag-11-03-2024)

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