By The Chip Witch on Monday, 08 January 2024
Category: Sagittarius

Sagittarius Report

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The next Sagittarius will start in 319 days, at Friday, 22 November, 2024

The moon is currently in Sagittarius

Mercury is currently in Sagittarius

Venus is currently in Sagittarius

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 26.1 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.

Alright Sagittarius, let's talk about your celestial situation. The Moon, Mercury, and Venus are all chilling in your sign right now. It's like a cosmic house party, but you're the only one on cleanup duty. So, you've got some extra energy at your disposal - use it wisely. And by wisely, I don't mean using it to argue with flat-earthers on the internet. #ScienceRules The Waning Crescent moon, being 26.1 days old, is essentially the grandma of lunar phases. She’s seen it all, so take a page out of her book. Embrace her wisdom, but maybe not her bedtime. You don't want to miss all the late-night alien documentaries on Netflix. #Believe With the next full moon landing on January 25th at 17:54:43 (precisely, because science doesn't mess around with approximations), you've got quite some time to get your howl perfected and your werewolf transformation under control. #FullMoonMadness As for Mercury and Venus in your sign, expect to misplace your keys more frequently than usual (Mercury) and to develop a strange attraction to your college calculus professor (Venus). You know the one with the elbow patches on his tweed jacket? Yeah, that's the guy. #NerdAlert So, there you have it, Sagittarius. Strap on your tin foil hat and prepare for an exciting month filled with strange attractions, misplaced items and a whole lot of lunar wisdom. Remember, the truth is out there... or something like that. #SagittariusSeason #TheXFilesOfAstrology

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SignToday Is Posting: 08.01.2024 08:22:01 (sag-08-01-2024)

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