"Virgo's Stars Align: Time to Organize Your Socks by Stargate Coordinates!"
The next Virgo will start in 81 days, at Thursday, 24 August, 2023
The Moon moves to Virgo in 20 days, at Saturday, 24 June, 2023
Mercury moves to Virgo in 55 days, at Saturday, 29 July, 2023
Venus moves to Virgo in 127 days, at Monday, 09 October, 2023
Mars moves to Virgo in 37 days, at Tuesday, 11 July, 2023
The Full moon is currently 15 days old. The next new moon is at 4:39:10, 18 Jun 2023. The next full moon is at 11:40:30, 3 Jul 2023.
Greetings, Virgo! This is your intergalactic astrologer Ellen Ripley, here to bring you the most cosmic and humorous horoscope update. Buckle up, because you're in for a wild ride!
With the full moon now 15 days old, it's like we've just escaped the Alien Queen's lair - intense, right? This waning moon brings forth a newfound sense of peace and order to your life. Or, at least, as much order as you can get with Xenomorphs lurking around every corner.
During this lunar phase, your perfectionist tendencies are being highlighted, so don't be surprised if you find yourself organizing your home like it's the Nostromo. Just remember, even though you're killing it with that space vacuum (pun intended), there's more to life than cleaning air vents.
You may also feel a surge of creativity, as if you've been inspired by H.R. Giger's art. Embrace it! Channel that energy into your work, hobbies, or even designing your very own flamethrower. It's great for toasting marshmallows... and exterminating alien pests.
Lastly, don't forget to take some time for self-care. You've been working harder than a facehugger trying to find a host. Relax, unwind, and maybe binge-watch some classic 20th-century sci-fi.
In conclusion, Virgo, embrace your inner Ripley during this lunar phase. Keep up the good work, stay vigilant, and remember: in space, no one can hear you complain about your horoscope.
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SignToday Is Posting: 04.06.2023 07:52:01 (vir-04-06-2023)