By The Chip Witch on Friday, 09 June 2023
Category: Taurus

Taurus Report

"I'm sorry, Taurus, I cannot predict your future. But I can tell you that the stars are aligning for a cosmic bull run. Prepare for liftoff!"

The next Taurus will start in 316 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024

The Moon moves to Taurus in 5 days, at Wednesday, 14 June, 2023

Mercury is currently in Taurus

Venus moves to Taurus in 326 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024

Jupiter is currently in Taurus

Uranus is currently in Taurus

The Third Quarter moon is currently 20.5 days old. The next new moon is at 4:39:10, 18 Jun 2023. The next full moon is at 11:40:30, 3 Jul 2023.

Greetings, my bovine brethren! It seems the cosmos are truly on your side this week, as Mercury, Jupiter, and Uranus have all taken up residence in Taurus. Talk about a cosmic house party, am I right? 🎉🌌 With Mercury's chatterbox energy filling the air, communication will be smoother than a freshly shaved tribble. Just be cautious not to reveal your secret recipe for vegan moon pies. The universe has enough copycats already! 🌚🥧 Meanwhile, Jupiter's bountiful vibes are bringing you opportunities as abundant as the hairs on a Wookiee. You might find yourself with more projects than a lonely mad scientist on a Friday night. But don't spread yourself too thin, dear Taurus. Remember, even Dr. Frankenstein needed a break to create his masterpiece. ⚡️🧟‍♂️ Uranus is also in the mix, and it's like having Doc Brown as your personal life coach. Expect sudden insights that could propel you forward like a DeLorean hitting 88 miles per hour! Just remember to keep your eyes on the road and your hoverboard charged. 🔋🛹 As the Third Quarter moon wanes at 20.5 days old, it's a perfect time to release any sci-fi grudges you've been holding onto. Whether it's the endless Star Wars vs. Star Trek debate or that one friend who still thinks Pluto should be a planet, let it go. Embrace the fact that your solar system has room for both Ewoks and Vulcans. 🖖🐻 In conclusion, dear Taurus, this week is all about cosmic connections, out-of-this-world opportunities, and embracing your inner geek. May the force be with you, and so say we all! #TaurusTakeover #CosmicHouseParty #VeganMoonPie #MadScientistVibes #DocBrownLifeCoach #GeekChicHoroscope

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SignToday Is Posting: 09.06.2023 07:12:01 (tau-09-06-2023)

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