"Brace Yourselves, Taurus! The Cosmos are Calling and They've Got Some 'Bull'-ish News for You!"
The next Taurus will start in 291 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The Moon moves to Taurus in 7 days, at Tuesday, 11 July, 2023
Mercury moves to Taurus in 317 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 301 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 341 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently in Taurus
Uranus is currently in Taurus
The Full moon is currently 15.7 days old. The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023.
Hello there, Bullish friends! Now, listen closely, because big things are happening this week for Taurus. Grab your telescopes, or if you're like me, just squint really hard at the night sky and pretend you can see the planets.
First off, Jupiter, that big gassy giant, has parked itself in Taurus. It's kind of like when your cousin with the obnoxiously large RV decides to visit and takes up your entire driveway. Jupiter is all about expansion, making things grander than they need to be. So, what does this mean for you? Well, expect your ideas to balloon like a science experiment gone wrong (or right, depending on how you look at it).
On top of that, Uranus, the planet of sudden changes, is also hanging out in Taurus. This is like that eccentric uncle who shows up unannounced, rearranges your living room furniture, and leaves without saying goodbye. Brace yourself for unexpected shifts, Bulls. You might find yourself suddenly passionate about underwater basket weaving or deciding to adopt a dozen cats. Just remember, it doesn't mean you have to act on every wild whim.
And let's not forget our lovely Luna, who's currently in her 'I'm not fat, I'm just full' phase. This full moon is 15.7 days old, which in moon years is, well... still 15.7 days old. Time works the same way up there, folks! This full moon is all about emotional revelations, so while you're embracing your inner basket weaver or cat lady, make sure to check in with your feelings.
So, Taurus, this week is going to be a cosmic rollercoaster. My advice? Buckle up, enjoy the ride, and don't forget to take lots of silly selfies along the way. After all, life's too short to take seriously, especially when Uranus is involved.
Hashtags for the week: #BullishBasketWeaver, #UnexpectedCatLady, #JupiterInMyDriveway, #FullMoonFollies, #UranusSurprise
Stay cosmic, my friends!
#Taurus
SignToday Is Posting: 04.07.2023 07:12:01 (tau-04-07-2023)