By The Chip Witch on Thursday, 29 June 2023
Category: Pisces

Pisces Report

"Galactic Giggles Alert! Pisces, Prepare to Swim in a Cosmic Soup of Stellar Shenanigans This Week!"

The next Pisces will start in 235 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024

The Moon moves to Pisces in 8 days, at Friday, 07 July, 2023

Mercury moves to Pisces in 239 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024

Venus moves to Pisces in 257 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024

Mars moves to Pisces in 268 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024

Saturn is currently retrograde in Pisces

Neptune is currently in Pisces

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 10.3 days old. The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023.

Hello, you splendid fishes of the Zodiac! Have you been feeling the cosmic vibes lately? Well, brace yourselves because Saturn is currently doing the backstroke in your waters, and it's not because it forgot its towel. #RetroSaturnWave Saturn, the taskmaster of the planets, going retrograde in your sign, is like your mother-in-law moving in with you - it's going to clean up your mess while giving you a piece of its mind. So, pull up your cosmic socks and start adulting like a boss! #MotherInLawSaturn Now, onto Neptune, your ruling planet, which is currently chilling in Pisces. It's like your favorite weird uncle decided to drop by for an extended stay. Expect deep conversations about aliens, conspiracy theories, and why pineapple on pizza is a crime against humanity. But remember, as fun as Uncle Neptune is, he can also make things a little foggy. So, don't let his fanciful tales lead you astray, even if they're about a unicorn named Steve. #UncleNeptuneVisits And then there's our dear moon, at a sprightly 10.3 days old, waxing gibbous like a teenager trying to grow a mustache. It’s not quite full yet, but we can see where it’s going. So, channel that lunar energy, and start working towards your goals. #WaxOnWaxStrong In conclusion, Pisces, remember to keep swimming, even when the cosmic currents get a bit rough. And don't forget to laugh along the way, because as Londo Mollari would say, "The universe is a big place. Perhaps the biggest." So, why not enjoy the ride? #NerdyAstroHumor #PiscesPower

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SignToday Is Posting: 29.06.2023 08:52:02 (pis-29-06-2023)

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