"Intergalactic Fish-Fest: Pisces, Prepare for a Cosmic Splash in the Nebulae of Nonsense!"
We are currently in the sign of Pisces
The Moon moves to Pisces tomorrow, at Saturday, 09 March, 2024
Mercury is currently in Pisces
Venus moves to Pisces in 4 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024
Mars moves to Pisces in 15 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024
Saturn is currently in Pisces
Neptune is currently in Pisces
The Waning Crescent moon is currently 27.2 days old. The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.
Hey there, Pisces! With Mercury, Saturn and Neptune all throwing a cosmic party in your sign, it's kind of like a celestial Battlestar Galactica marathon, and you're the star. No pressure, right?
Mercury, that fast-talking trickster, is doing its best Starbuck impression, likely making your thoughts spin faster than a Viper in a dogfight. You may find yourself jumping from one idea to the next with the speed of a FTL jump. Try not to lose anyone in the translation.
Saturn, meanwhile, has gone full Admiral Adama on you. It's about discipline, responsibility, and probably more than a few stern lectures about duty. Don't be surprised if you suddenly feel the urge to make a dramatic speech about survival and humanity.
And then there's Neptune. Ah, Neptune. In its home sign of Pisces, it's like a Cylon in a resurrection ship. All those dreams, illusions, and spiritual quests are supercharged. But remember, not every vision leads to Earth, so keep those feet grounded, or you might end up on a desolate moon talking to a virtual version of yourself.
The waning crescent moon, 27.2 days old and looking as jaded as Tigh after a bender, is reminding you to let go of the old to make room for the new. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, March 25, 2024. Mark your calendars, you wouldn't want to miss the opportunity to howl at the moon, would you?
So, in short, Pisces, embrace your inner Starbuck. Be bold, be brave, but don’t forget to stay grounded. And remember, frakkin' toasters can be useful, but only if you know how to use them right. #PiscesPower #BattlestarAstrology #FrakkinPlanets #FullMoonMadness #SoSayWeAll
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SignToday Is Posting: 08.03.2024 08:52:01 (pis-08-03-2024)