"Pisces, Prepare to be Fish-slapped by the Universe's Wet Noodle of Destiny!"
The next Pisces will start in 229 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024
The Moon moves to Pisces in 2 days, at Friday, 07 July, 2023
Mercury moves to Pisces in 233 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024
Venus moves to Pisces in 251 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024
Mars moves to Pisces in 262 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024
Saturn is currently retrograde in Pisces
Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces
The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 16.9 days old. The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023.
Hey there, Pisces! Get ready to strap on your space boots, because you're about to take a wild journey through the cosmos. With Saturn, the grumpy grandpa of planets, going retrograde in your sign, expect some cosmic turbulence. Don't worry, it isn't your spaceship's engine acting up, it's just the universe saying, "Hey, time to reevaluate some of your life choices, buddy!"
Neptune is also doing the ol' backstroke in your sign, and let's remember Neptune is your ruling planet, so it's like your cosmic guardian angel decided to play a game of hide and seek. And guess what? You're IT! Time for some deep introspection, my fishy friends. It's like that time when D'Argo misplaced his Qualta Blade and found it inside Rygel's food stash. Hilarious for us, not so much for him.
As for the moon, she's showing off her Waning Gibbous phase. She's not quite as bold and bright as during her Full Moon phase, but still pretty enough to warrant a few "oohs" and "aahs". This phase is like Moya just after StarBurst – slightly less dazzling, but still full of beauty and mystery. Use this time to wrap up any unfinished projects or finally apologize to that Peacekeeper you might have offended in your local commerce cluster.
In conclusion, dear Pisces, remember: even though the universe might feel like a Scorpius neural clone messing with your mind right now, it's all part of the cycle. Embrace the chaos, laugh along with the cosmic joke and keep swimming!
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SignToday Is Posting: 05.07.2023 08:52:01 (pis-05-07-2023)