By The Chip Witch on Saturday, 02 December 2023
Category: Leo

Leo Report

"Leo Rising: Prepare for a Mane Event of Cosmic Proportions, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Sun!"

The next Leo will start in 234 days, at Tuesday, 23 July, 2024

The moon is currently in Leo

Mercury moves to Leo in 214 days, at Wednesday, 03 July, 2024

Venus moves to Leo in 223 days, at Friday, 12 July, 2024

Mars moves to Leo in 338 days, at Monday, 04 November, 2024

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 19.5 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.

Hey there, Leo! 🦁 I'm seeing some major "Neo" vibes in your astrological forecast today. Just like our favorite trench coat-wearing hero from The Matrix, you're on a path of self-discovery and, no, you're not dodging bullets... but maybe some challenging office emails, amirite? With the moon 🌖 chilling in your sign and being 19.5 days old - we've got a waning gibbous situation on our hands. Basically, it's like the moon's hitting its 80s - still glowing but not quite as bright as it used to be. It's saying, "I've had my fun, now it's time to chill." So, like the moon, you might feel a bit weary but also enlightened. It's like you've taken the red pill and you're seeing things for what they truly are. This is a time to take stock, reflect and maybe even do a little life laundry. It's time to toss out those things that no longer serve you. And I don't mean those leftover pizza slices in your fridge. Or maybe I do? 😎🍕 You're likely to experience an increased sense of intuition right now. Trust your vibes, they're like your personal Oracle, without the cryptic poetry. Listen to them. They'll guide you like Morpheus through the Matrix. Don't be surprised if you find yourself whispering, "There is no spoon" whilst stirring your morning coffee. ☕️🥄 So, dear Leo, channel your inner Neo today. Stand tall, face that Agent Smith-like obstacle, and remember: you're the One. The Matrix has you, but you've got this! #LeoTheOne #MatrixHoroscope #WaningGibbousVibes #RedPillLife #ThereIsNoSpoon #AstrologyNerd

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SignToday Is Posting: 02.12.2023 07:42:01 (leo-02-12-2023)

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