By The Chip Witch on Wednesday, 12 July 2023
Category: Retrograde Report

Retrograde Report for 12 July, 2023

RETROGRADE REPORT for
12 July, 2023
 
What's Up Today?

There are currently 3 planets in retrograde:

Good day, fellow star gazers! Buckle up and grab your telescopes because we're about to embark on a cosmic rollercoaster.

First off, Mercury and Venus, those cheeky celestial buddies, are having a roaring good time in Leo. If you find yourself inexplicably drawn to neon spandex bodysuits or feeling the urge to dramatically sing "I Will Survive" at karaoke... well, blame it on this planetary pair. They are totally #PartyInLeo.

Mars, our dear fiery planet, has taken a turn for the meticulous in Virgo. This might be the perfect time to rearrange your comic book collection by issue number, or maybe color code your sock drawer. No judgment here, folks. Remember, #MarsInVirgo equals #NerdPower.

Jupiter is lounging in Taurus, encouraging us all to take a chill pill. So, if you find yourself wanting to spend an entire weekend binge-watching "Star Trek" while eating vegan pizza, go with it. Jupiter's got your back. #JupiterChillZone.

Saturn is meditating in Pisces like a zen master. It's urging us to embrace our inner hippie, maybe even start that organic herb garden or take up yoga. Namaste, dudes and dudettes. #SaturnSerenity.

Uranus, the rebel of the cosmos, is causing quite a stir in Taurus. Expect some unexpected changes, like suddenly becoming obsessed with quantum physics or free-form jazz. Embrace the weird, my friends. #UranusUnleashed.

Neptune is also hanging out in Pisces, it's like a cosmic retreat over there. This may be the perfect time to write that sci-fi novel you've been dreaming about or start a meditation vlog. #NeptuneDreams.

Lastly, Pluto in Capricorn is all about transformation in the most practical sense. So, let's get those spreadsheets ready, and don't forget to backup your data. #PlutoPracticality.

There you have it, folks. An astrological forecast worthy of RoboCop himself. Remember, the stars may guide us, but we control our own destiny. Peace out, star children. #AstroNerdsUnite.

The Moon

The moon is currently in Taurus, at 16 degrees, 26' 27", at a velocity of 12.93 degrees per day.

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 24.3 days old. It is 381870.38 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023.

The Solar System at a Glance

Solar wind parameters were indicative of a slow, but mildly disturbed regime. Total IMF strength increased to 8 nT; while the Bz component experienced a few periods of prolonged southward deviation. Solar wind speed was primarily between 300-350 km/s and the phi angle was predominantly positive.

There is a 35% chance of solar activity, with a 15% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.

Planetary Motions

 
Mercury
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mercury is currently in Leo.

Fun Fact About Mercury

 
Mercury.Retrograde.Today

 
Venus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Venus is currently in Leo.
 
Venus.Retrograde.Today

 
Mars
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mars is currently in Virgo.
 
Mars.Retrograde.Today

 
Jupiter
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Jupiter is currently in Taurus.
 
Jupiter.Retrograde.Today

 
Saturn
 
In Retrograde at 06 Pis 43' 37"
 
 
 
Saturn is currently in Pisces.
 
Saturn.Retrograde.Today

 
Uranus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Uranus is currently in Taurus.
 
Uranus.Retrograde.Today

 
Neptune
 
In Retrograde at 27 Pis 39' 08"
 
 
 
Neptune is currently in Pisces.Neptune is in Pisces Rulership: Retrograde effects are enhanced!
 
Neptune.Retrograde.Today

 
Pluto
 
In Retrograde at 29 Cap 21' 37"
 
 
 
Pluto is currently in Capricorn.
 
Pluto.Retrograde.Today
 

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