By The Chip Witch on Tuesday, 18 April 2023
Category: Retrograde Report

Retrograde Report for 18 April, 2023

RETROGRADE REPORT for
18 April, 2023
 
What's Up Today?

There are no planets in retrograde!

Humorous Horoscope

Welcome to the Nerdy Astrologer's Planetary Retrograde Horoscope!

Greetings, fellow science-loving stargazers! Gather 'round as I unveil the mysteries of the cosmos, with a side of humor and a touch of hippie vibes. Let's dive into the wacky world of planetary retrogrades, shall we? βœŒπŸ”­πŸŒŒ

Mercury in Taurus πŸŒŒπŸ‚πŸ’¬

Mercury is chillin' like a villain in the sign of Taurus. Communication might be slower than a dial-up connection, but hey, remember the good ol' days? Time to dust off that snail mail and embrace your inner tortoise. πŸ’βœ‰ #SlowAndSteadyWinsTheRace

Venus in Gemini πŸ’•πŸ‘―β€β™€οΈπŸŒŒ

Love is in the air, or is it? Venus is playing "musical chairs" with our hearts in the sign of Gemini. One minute, you're all about your bae, and the next, you're swiping left and right like a pro. It's okayβ€”embrace your inner love-nerd and channel that energy into winning at trivia night! πŸ€“πŸ’˜ #TriviaLoveLife

Mars in Cancer πŸŒŒπŸ¦€βš”οΈ

Mars is feeling homesick in the cozy sign of Cancer. Your inner warrior might be craving a Netflix binge and a cup of hot cocoa. Embrace the art of pillow fort-making and defend your territory from invading dust bunnies. βš”οΈπŸ° #PillowFortWarrior

Jupiter in Aries πŸŒŒπŸπŸŽ‰

Jupiter is partying like it's 1999 in the sign of A

The Moon

The moon is currently in Aries, at 02 degrees, 52' 56", at a velocity of 14.21 degrees per day.

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 27.5 days old. It is 370571.9 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 4:15:48, 20 Apr 2023. The next full moon is at 17:36:47, 5 May 2023.

The Solar System at a Glance

Solar wind parameters were mildly enhanced. Total field strength ranged from 5 to 9 nT and Bz briefly reached a maximum southward deviation of -8 nT around midday. Wind speeds increased from ~350 km/s and peaked near 430 km/s around 17/1800 UTC. The phi angle was mostly positive.

There is a 10% chance of solar activity, with a 5% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.

Planetary Motions

 
Mercury
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mercury is currently in Taurus.

Fun Fact About Mercury

 
Mercury.Retrograde.Today

 
Venus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Venus is currently in Gemini.
 
Venus.Retrograde.Today

 
Mars
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mars is currently in Cancer.
 
Mars.Retrograde.Today

 
Jupiter
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Jupiter is currently in Aries.
 
Jupiter.Retrograde.Today

 
Saturn
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Saturn is currently in Pisces.
 
Saturn.Retrograde.Today

 
Uranus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Uranus is currently in Taurus.
 
Uranus.Retrograde.Today

 
Neptune
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Neptune is currently in Pisces.
 
Neptune.Retrograde.Today

 
Pluto
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Pluto is currently in Aquarius.
 
Pluto.Retrograde.Today
 

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