By The Chip Witch on Saturday, 06 April 2024
Category: Aries

Aries Report

"Aries: Mars is in Retrograde; Time to Charge Ahead or Hide Under Your Bed? Either Way, Don't Forget Your Tin Foil Hat!"

We are currently in the sign of Aries

The Moon moves to Aries in 2 days, at Monday, 08 April, 2024

Mercury is currently retrograde in Aries

Venus is currently in Aries

Mars moves to Aries in 25 days, at Wednesday, 01 May, 2024

Neptune moves to Aries in 359 days, at Monday, 31 March, 2025

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 26.7 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

Alrighty, Aries, buckle up! Mercury is retrograde in your sign, which means communication could be as jumbled as a Rubik's Cube solved by a toddler. And with Venus also partying in your sign, your love life might feel like a sci-fi series: intriguing, unpredictable, and full of aliens...I mean, interesting characters. The Waning Crescent moon, currently at 26.7 days old, suggests a time for introspection. Think of it as the universe’s way of forcing you into a 'self-date' - just you, your thoughts, and maybe a pint of cosmic ice cream. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024. This is your cue to hit the reset button on your life. It's like when your spaceship's navigation system goes haywire and you need a reboot. Don’t be afraid to pull over, take a deep space breath and recalibrate. Remember, Aries, even when the planets seem to be playing pinball with your life, you're still the captain of your own spaceship. So put on your space helmet, grab the joystick, and navigate through the asteroid field of life with gusto! #AriesInSpace #RetrogradeRuckus #CosmicIceCream #CaptainOfYourSpaceship #AstrologyWithATwist

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SignToday Is Posting: 06.04.2024 07:02:01 (ari-06-04-2024)

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