By The Chip Witch on Saturday, 02 December 2023
Category: Aries

Aries Report

"Strap on Your Proton Packs, Aries: Your Cosmic Love Life is About to Go Nuclear!"

The next Aries will start in 109 days, at Wednesday, 20 March, 2024

The Moon moves to Aries in 18 days, at Wednesday, 20 December, 2023

Mercury moves to Aries in 99 days, at Sunday, 10 March, 2024

Venus moves to Aries in 125 days, at Friday, 05 April, 2024

Mars moves to Aries in 151 days, at Wednesday, 01 May, 2024

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 19.5 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.

Hey there, fiery Aries! With the Waning Gibbous moon as old as a nerdy teenager at 19.5 days, we're in for a cosmic ride that's brighter than Sheldon's bazingas! Your ruling planet Mars is doing its version of the Macarena (it's not pretty, trust me), which points to a time of dynamic energy and powerful motivation. It's like you've been given the cheat code to life - and no, it's not 'up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, start'. You're more likely to be filled with the spirit of a Jedi Knight than a couch potato. So, don't hesitate to take charge and lead your crew, even if it's just on a quest to find the best vegan pizza. Remember though, even while you're gallivanting around the galaxy, make sure to keep your heart as open as your web browser tabs. It's the perfect time to share that big, beautiful love of yours - but not your Netflix password! So, grab your lightsaber, wear your mismatched socks with pride, and show the universe what you’re truly made of - stardust, compassion, and a dash of hippie magic! #StardustVibes #WaningGibbousMagic #AriesEnergy #HippieAstrologerSays

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SignToday Is Posting: 02.12.2023 07:02:01 (ari-02-12-2023)

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