"Sun Makes a Splashy Pisces Exit, Rams Into Aries: Cosmic Traffic Jam Ahead!"

"Sun Ditches Aquarius for Pisces: Cosmic Breakup or Just a Fishy Affair?"

"Exterminate Your Capricorn Blues! The Sun is Ascending into Aquarius - Prepare for Galactic Enlightenment, or Else!"

"Galactic Shift Alert: Sun Packs up Sagittarius Bow and Arrow, Swaps for Capricorn's Business Suit!"

"Sun Ditches Scorpio Faster than the Millennium Falcon, Sagittarius Grabs the Lightsaber Next!"

"Sun Ditches Libra for Scorpio: Galactic Breakup or Just a Cosmic Hop, Skip and Jump?"

"Sun Bids Virgo Adieu and Sashays into Libra: Dust Off Your Scales and Put on Your Diplomatic Pants!"

"Sun Ditches the Lion for the Virgin: A Galactic Shift from Leo to Virgo Faster Than Boba Fett Can Say 'Bounty Hunter'"

"Sun's Moving from Cancer to Leo: I'm Sorry, Crabs, I'm Afraid It's Leo's Time to Shine Now!"

"Sun Ditches Twins for Crustacean Cuddles: Gemini's Loss is Cancer's Galactic Gain, says Q from Star Trek!"